[Trombone-l] Trombone Quartet on npr

Raymond Horton horton.raymond at gmail.com
Tue Mar 5 09:11:45 CST 2019


Good one! And I thought I’d heard all the Lone Ranger Tonto jokes!

Raymond Horton
Composer/Arranger 
Retired Bass Trombonist,
Louisville Orchestra, 1970-2016

> On Mar 5, 2019, at 10:09 AM, Price Taylor via Trombone-l <trombone-l at trombonelist.org> wrote:
> 
> You had me at kemosabe. That's what Tonto called the Lone Ranger back in
> black and white television days.
> 
> Ancient lore is that kemosabe means friend.
> 
> Which, reminded me of a Lone Ranger joke. Apologies ahead of time, this has
> zero trombone content!
> 
> =====
> 
> The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
> tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
> 
> Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemosabi, look
> towards sky, what you see?"
> 
> The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
> 
> "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
> 
> The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking,
> it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
> planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it
> appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
> Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
> insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
> tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?
> 
> Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemosabi,
> you dumb. It tell me someone stole our tent."
> 
> On Tue, Mar 5, 2019, 1:35 AM Steven Gamble via Trombone-l <
> trombone-l at trombonelist.org> wrote:
> 
>> Thank you for the link kemosabe.
>> 
>> Steve Gamble
>> 6680 E Calle La Paz Unit D
>> Tucson AZ 85715
>> 520-991-7056
>> swgamble at hotmail.com
>> 
>> ________________________________
>> From: Trombone-l <trombone-l-bounces at trombonelist.org> on behalf of
>> Marius Helgå via Trombone-l <trombone-l at trombonelist.org>
>> Sent: Tuesday, March 5, 2019 2:07:06 AM
>> To: trombone-l at trombonelist.org
>> Subject: Re: [Trombone-l] Trombone Quartet on npr
>> 
>> Can be heard here:
>> https://www.fromthetop.org/musician/the-bone-rangers/
>> 
>> Marius Helgå
>> Bass trombone
>> Oslo/Mo i Rana, Norway
>> 
>>> 5. mar. 2019 kl. 03:38 skrev Raymond Horton via Trombone-l <
>> trombone-l at trombonelist.org>:
>>> 
>>> Very surprised to hear a trombone Quartet on “from the top” on NPR
>> tonight!  A Boston group played the Marini Canzona and one movement of the
>> Walter Ross quartet. Quite good!
>>> 
>>> Raymond Horton
>>> Composer/Arranger
>>> Retired Bass Trombonist,
>>> Louisville Orchestra, 1970-2016
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